Baby I Was Born This Way.

Sorry fellas, but going to Vegas is soooo much easier when you're with a group of girls. No lines. Free drinks. No lines. I was lucky enough to go with a bunch of hot ones last weekend for my cousin's 25th Birthday. My girl Jo booked her mom's timeshare for us at the WorldMark hotel, where we enjoyed a one-bedroom suite with a full kitchen and second murphy bed. 

Our first night started off on the right track and kept right on trekking the entire night.

We had a hook-up at Tao nightclub, and were invited to enjoy free dinner, drinks, and VIP entrance to the club right after. I'd been to Tao in New York City, and forgot that the Las Vegas location had a restaurant as well. The menu was pre-fixed since our dinner was comped, but we had no cause for complaint:

 And after, true to Las Vegas form, we enjoyed Tao nightclub from the VIP section. There was acrobatics, strobe lights, and of course, confetti.

Our Tao connection gave us the name of a secret agent to find at the Marquee nightclub at Cosmopolitan hotel, which none of us had been to. So, the next night, we cornered the first MIB we saw with a guest list and told him that we were to look for "Carlos." Since we weren't on the list, he asked us who told us to ask for "Carlos", and when we told him, he ushered us right to the front of the line. (Secret society much?...)

While we were in line, the MIBs told us that sometimes they bring ladies to a table to fill space, and that they were going to bring us to one in the House room and get us a round of drinks. Legit.

Needless to say, it was a much-needed weekend with a group of amazing women. Cheers to Vegas, land where music's a bumpin' and a girl is appreciated!


Tip: Ladies, if you do Vegas right, all you really need is cash for the room, tip for your servers, a couple classy dresses, and great gals to bump that beat with!